the secret of (acro)NYMs!
a few jokes about hip-hop and wordplay and more! please enjoy as desired and possible!
dear friends and other friends and super friends and best friends and more friends and beyond friends,
i am glad you are here. thank you for so being.
today is a dear friend’s birthday, so i aim to share fun nuggets that he will especially enjoy, and also that YOU will especially enjoy.
i hope everyone ESPECIALLY enjoys. these and everything.
also, happy birthday to YOU (early, late, or on time as it may be!)
and now, here we go with the funs!:
A) A is for Acronym:
A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. = A Cool Reminder Of Names You Memorize
B) B is for Best thing i could come up with that starts with B for this one:
thinking of starting a hip-hop group called Nice by Nurture.
C) C is for Comedy:
"in comedy, there's always a victim."
"what about with wordplay? who's the victim there?"
and those are the funs of the day!
now, for a few future funs:
1) next friday (7/8), i headline a streaming comedy show online via Rushtix! with a Q&A after! attend online from anywhere!
2) next saturday (7/9), i am a part of the Ivy League of Comedy in torrington, CT!
attend in person from anywhere (but you do have to come to torrington, CT!)
3) THIS ONE IS ABOUT MY FRIEND ZACH SHERWIN’S CROSSWORD SHOW!:
i am not directly involved in the Crossword Show, but it is one of the most beautiful pieces of art i have ever seen, and it’s going on tour this month (July 14-21 ish or exactly). it’s full of comedy, music, crossword puzzle action, trivia, and more! if you like me, YOU WILL LOVE THIS SHOW. if you’re somewhere between DC and New England, it might be very near you! check this link for dates and GO SEE IT IF YOU CAN! Zach is the best. also, see below for some pictures of me and Zach being friends. in one of them, we’re wearing shirts that say “Friend Fest,” because we went to a festival of friendship. that’s the kind of friends we are. oh also once i wrote a song called “Zach [Is My Friend]” which i performed and Zach features on and it’s a minute long and you can listen to it here and it’s pretty fun and so are you!
and that’s about it for today! you’re almost there! i appreciate you!
just one more PS and one more thank you paragraph!
PS also, here are some links you can use to support abortion clinics, which i got courtesy of my friend alex dobrenko’s substack: to find your state’s abortion access fund click here. if you want to send funds to ALL independent community-based clinics, donate to Keep Our Clinics here.
thank you again for being here, for being you, and for doing all you can and are in caring for yourself and others. much love to you and yours and all! now here are those me+zach pics! (demonstrating that each of these things DID happen!)
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