three short jokes, one for each of your eyes that is open

here comes the joke plane! open up your mind's eye!

dear friends,

i’m grateful that you’re here.
thank you for being where you are and who you are.
how are you? i hope part of how you are is ready for three silly things.

A) A is for A mantra:

just learned that
"OM" is short for
"Oh, Meditation!"

B) B is for Buddhism:

"there is no self"
"who said"
"no one i guess"

C) C is for Cool ways to be:

a has-been is then-sa…