two tickets to paradox

do you love paradoxes? jokes about paradoxes? do you hate them? do you have a love/hate relationship with them? do you have a love/hate relationship with love/hate relationships? enjoy regardless!

dear friends, paradox-lovers, love-paradoxers, and more,

welcome to now. i’m glad you’re here!
thank you for sharing of your brain-heart-space-time in this way.
and now, for some silliness that may and/or may not be about paradoxes!

A) a is for a song:

“they paved paradox and put up a paradox”
— from joni mitchell’s “big little taxi”

B) b is for by george another song:

"take me down to the Paradox City where the grass is green and also it isn't"
— from guns ‘n’ roses’ “appetite for deconstruction”

C) c is for comedy:

”all my jokes are based on paradoxes & none of my jokes are based on paradoxes.”
— from myq kaplan’s “hearty R&Rs”

and that’s all for today!
for some FUTURE todays, here are some standup shows i’ve got coming up, starting with Boston next weekend!:

9/2: City Winery Boston (and a few other shows around the Boston area on 9/3!)
9/8: The Idiot Box in Greensboro, NC
9/11: Goodnights in Raleigh, NC
9/15: Rosh Hahaha at Hillel FIU (a fundraiser)
9/17: Wormhole in Savannah, GA
9/23: ABQ Funny Fiesta in Albuquerque, NM
9/30: Albany Veg Fest in Cohoes, NY
10/28: B-Side Comedy Club in Scarsdale, NY
12/2-3: Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington, VT

finally, check out the art my friend mickey cox made for my upcoming raleigh show, out of a photo that my friend mindy tucker took of me!
good night/afternoon/morning/alltimes!
thanks again for being here, everyone!
love to you and yours and all!