unicorning around (like horsing around, but more magical)

love!

dear friends,

i am grateful that you’re here.
thank you for being here and being you.
and now, for some silly jokes and thoughts about horses and unicorns.

A) Apocalypse Neigh:

"the end is neigh!" -- the four HORSES of the apocalypse

so much emphasis is put on the four horseMEN of the apocalypse, but i think it’s important to recognize that without the HORSES, there could be no horsemen. and in fact, i would rather there be only horses and no horsemen (especially with respect to these particular apocalypse horsemen). you hear that, apocalypse horses? rise up and buck those horsemen off! i think it would be pretty nice if horses saved us from the apocalypse.