warm and hammer

there's one joke about a hammer here, and also some warmth. thanks for being here!

dear fellow members of reality or otherwise,

welcome to now. glad you are here. and now, for some funs of the day.

1) from a year ago:

turns out the president isn’t actually rich enough to own ANY libs.

2) from a week ago:

*a conversation i have a lot in one form or another*
“three shows in a night? isn’t that a lot?”
“eight hours of work five days a week? i…