werewolf bits and bites

i thought about calling this dispatch "emit wolf flow time!" because it's a palindrome about how it's time for me to emit a flow of wolf! but then i thought "werewolf bits and bites" was better!

dear friends,

i’m grateful that you’re here!
thank you for being here and for being you!
and now, for some silly jokes mostly about werewolves!

A) is for A werewolf:

"howooooooo doin'?" -- Joey on Friends but also a werewolf

B) is for a werewolf Bit:

"ever since i got bit by a wolf the full moon makes me hesitate"
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"it gives me paws"
"..."
"..."
"i'm giving…