what happens in vegans...

doesn't all stay in vegans! because here are some jokes about veganism that are coming out of this vegan!

dear friends, humans, animals, plants, robots, anyone, everyone,

thank you for being here.
i am grateful to you and for you.
and now, for some plant-based funs!

A) a is for ALL:

we vegans use every part of the buffalo cauliflower.

B) b is for jersey BOY:

sometimes when people find out i’m vegan,
they treat me like i’m from new jersey.
which i also am.

C) C is for COOKING:

my grandmother knows i'm vegan
and so she once forwarded me an email of vegetarian recipes
with a note saying "If you feel like cooking your kind of food."

and
that’s all for now!
thank you for receiving!
also, if you’re in the minneapolis area this weekend, i’m there tonight through saturday for 5 shows! it will be lots of fun and i hope you can make it!

also, here are a few more places i’ll be performing later this year:
Bright Ideas Brewing in North Adams, MA, August 20!
The Idiot Box in Greensboro, NC, September 8!
Goodnights in Raleigh, NC, September 11!
Vermont Comedy Club, December 2-3!

and finally, here’s some fun art below by the wonderful mckinley cox inspired by a conversation i had with chuck carroll on his podcast “the exam room” which you can check out here or find it somewhere else if you like! we had a great time! thanks again for being here and love to you and yours and all!