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who AREN'T you gonna call?

who AREN'T you gonna call?

vampire busters!

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Myq Kaplan
Oct 26, 2021
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dear vampires,
vampire hunters,
vampire gatherers,
and non-vampire-related folks,

i’m glad that you’re here.
thank you for so being.
mwahahahaha. (that’s your line for very soon after the jokes start. here we go.)

A) do you think vampires say things like:

“good lurk”
or
“stake a leg”
or
do you think about more valuable things than this?


B) untapped markets:

v…

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