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wholly holy!

wholly holy!

several jokes about holiness! or holiness about jokes!

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Myq Kaplan
Jul 17, 2024
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dear friends,

i’m wholly grateful that you’re here.
thank you for being wholly here and for being wholly you.
and now, for several jokes about holiness!

A) is for lights, camera, Action!:

"what's your favorite monty python movie, robin?"
"holy grail, batman!"


B) is for not all about that Bass!:

holy mackerel!
i may have just figured out what variety a jesus fis…

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