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dear reader
dearer reader
dearest reader,

welcome to today’s art nugget. i’m trying something slightly different today. let me know what you think, if you’d like. i present to you, a story in eight sentence-parts. (feel free to read it once through without the footnotes, and then once with. or do whatever you like. it now exists, and you are welcome to eng…