a jacuzzi, a peach, and a ten-year plan
imagine eating a peach in a jacuzzi for ten years! that would take a giant peach (call james) OR great patience (call someone with great patience).
dear people who are peaches,1
here are the sweet fruits of today!
1) a cute little one to get us started:
a jacuzzi for two could be called a both-tub.2
2) a thing i tweeted in july 2020 and it’s still working so far!:
"what's your ten-year plan?"
"to live through the next month"3
3) a cute little one to get us finished:
do you eat a peach all at once?4
(what’s …
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