a jacuzzi, a peach, and a ten-year plan

imagine eating a peach in a jacuzzi for ten years! that would take a giant peach (call james) OR great patience (call someone with great patience).

dear people who are peaches,¹

here are the sweet fruits of today!

1) a cute little one to get us started:

a jacuzzi for two could be called a both-tub.²

2) a thing i tweeted in july 2020 and it’s still working so far!:

"what's your ten-year plan?"
"to live through the next month"³

3) a cute little one to get us finished:

do you eat a peach all at once?⁴
(what’s …