a number of letters
the letters are arranged into words which are in turn arranged into sentences which are in turn arranged into ... a letter! or possibly a NUMBER of letters.
dear lovers of letters1,
here are some letters for lovers.2
A) the first letter:
Dear Whomever Came Up With The Idea Of Writing An Angry Letter And Not Sending It,
I'd like to write you a nice letter of gratitude, and send it to you.
A Guy Who Doesn’t Know Your Address3
B) the second letter:
today i wrote a love letter to letters, because i love letters.4
C) the third letter:
writing an angry letter and then not sending it can be therapeutic.
sharing all the drafts of all our angry letters with everyone can be Twitter.5
and those are the letters for the day!
now, for some letters about FUTURE days:
D) i’ll be headlining Upstairs at Goodnights in Raleigh, NC on November 5-6.
E) i’ll be headlining Upstairs at Helium in Indianapolis, IN on December 17-18.
F) in between those two, i’ll be doing shows with the ivy league of comedy at the Blackrock Center for the Arts in Germantown, MD on November 12 and the Madison Theatre on Long Island on November 13 (and not long after will be the next monthly installment of “Liz and Myq Give Advice” in brooklyn on November 28, stay tuned for a link to that coming soon!)6
and as a reward for reading (or skipping) all the way to the bottom, please enjoy this photo of bart the cat who is an angel, or in a more alphabetically pleasing order of letters: Angel Bart Cat (depicted here, willing a cactus back to life)
thank you for being here all! love to you and yours!
Lovers Of Letters = LOL!
and/or non-lovers, however you identify!
dear footnote reader,
i hope this finds you well.
i love that a letter is made of words that is made of letters.
or Facebook! whatever your anger-inducing social media machine monster of choice!
A, B, and C were jokes! D, E, and F were upcoming shows!
easy as ABC to share with you these DEF comedy jams!