a preponderance of preposterous pond ponderings
some jokes about fish
dear fellow mammals and also any non-mammals who may be reading this,
welcome, all!
today, i offer some jokes about our fish friends.
1) one fish joke:
“floundering” actually means “doing pretty well” if you’re a flounder, i bet.1
2) two fish joke:
holy mackerel!
i may have just figured out what variety a jesus fish is!2
3) borrowed fish joke:3
if jesus was a car…
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