dear friends,
i’m grateful that you’re here.
thank you and welcome to this moment.
now, for three-ish quick little fun things, each one shorter than the next!
(unless you read the message backwards, then they each get longer.)
and now, with only this much further ado, some more fun!
A) a poem i wrote about something that’s been a real time-saver in my life 1:
it's always
a real time-saver
to remember that
i don't have to respond
to every single person 2
saying every single thing
on the entire internet
forever. 3
B) becoming:
i used to
be more of a
social caterpillar. 4
C) see something, don’t necessarily say something:
there's a lot to be said for not saying a lot. 5
and those are all the funs for right now!
if you’re interested in more standup comedy fun coming soon, look no further!
or look only a little bit further, right here:
— TONIGHT in PHILLY: i headline Next In Line Comedy!
— thursday 11/10 in NYC: i’m on Liz Glazer’s album recording shows!
— friday 11/11 in BASALT, CO: i headline this show at TACAW!
— saturday, 11/12 in DENVER: i’m on a few shows at the Denver Comedy Lounge!
— sunday, 11/13 in BOULDER: i’m back at the Boulder Comedy Show!
— saturday, 11/26 in MAMARONECK, NY: The Ivy League of Comedy!
— fri-sat 12/2-3 in BURLINGTON, VT: i headline the Vermont Comedy Club!
— thurs-sat 1/12-1/14 in KC: i headline the Comedy Club of Kansas City!
and finally, a bonus fun thought about this image below:
the 6 on this 6-sided die is underlined so you know it is a 6
and that the die doesn’t go 1-2-3-4-5-9. 6
thank you so much for being here!
how are you doing? i hope you and yours are well as can be.
do you have any questions? thoughts? ideas? anything to share? i welcome it!
i very much appreciate you. much love to all!
bonus time-saver: if you want, you can ignore all the footnotes
bonus time-SAVOR: if you want, you can enjoy as many of the footnotes as you wish
(just MOST of them)
disagree?
let me know!
and let’s see if i respond!
agree?
let me know!
and let’s see if i respond!
what do you prefer:
cat or pillar
or caterpillar?
(you don’t have to choose if you don’t want to; they’re all great)
and this whole line is underlined so you can click the link and see the original tweet in its natural habitat if you wish to engage with it there!
On the commercial for Ally they say "Everything is better with an Ally" but what I hear sounds like an ad for the Matrix:
"Everything is better within a lie..."
God bless, these ears of mine.
What about Nov 19 with Gary Golman in Tarrytown?