a symphony of some funny

did you know that "symphony" is short for "simple funny"? me either!

it begins!¹

and now, for a very short symphony² of music jokes³:

1) playing music loudly
is my forte.⁴

2) i don't want to toot my own horn,
but i'm real good at playing other people's horns.⁵

3) a fun thing for a conductor⁶ to say could be
"if you play those drums again, there will be repercussions"⁷

4) and here’s one hot and fresh off today’s mindpresses:⁸
hey is anyon…