amusin' spoon allusions & illusions
if you are amused, you make an "am" out of "us" and "ed."
TGI hello!
there is no spoon in today’s jokes and bits and things.1
1) a spoon-related lyric i ghost-wrote for a new matrix soundtrack song by alanis2:
"it's like 10,000 spoons when there is no spoon"
2) a real spoon-related revelation i had:
when spoons are spooning, they are both the same size.3
3) a spoonerism-inspired scene:4
PERSON A: "may i celebrate what a …
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