club hub hubbub, bub!
club a dub dub, here are some jokes about clubs! for you, a member of this club!
dear club members 1,
i’m glad that you’re here!
thank you for being who you are and a part of all this!
and now for some silly club jokes for the club!
A) pop goes the soda:
anyone know how to get a club soda stain out? 2
B) everything’s up in the air 3:
when you’re happy on an airplane, you’ve joined the smile-high club!
C) i refuse to join any club that wouldn’t have groucho as a member:
i’m a groucho marxist. (eyebrows for everyone!) 4
and those are the club-related funs for the day!
finally, here are a few comedy clubs, vegan restaurants, and more that i’ll be headlining in the near future, among others! (check myqkaplan.com for more!)
NEW! Next weekend, Fri-Sat, May 27-28: Magooby’s Joke House in Baltimore!
Fri, June 10: New Frontier in Tacoma, WA!
Sat, June 11: SJCC in Mercer Island, WA! 2
Sun, June 12: Helium in Portland, OR!
NEW! Sat, June 25: GreenFare in Herndon, VA! (vegan dinner available!)
Fri, July 8: Rushtix (an ONLINE show you can watch from anywhere)!
and that’s all for now! how are you?
i hope you and yours and all are well.
love and thanks, club/friends!
the club is friendship
people have guessed some great guesses like “red wine” and “permanent marker,” but the correct answer is TIME.
just did some fact-checking and realized that SOME things are DOWN in the air. and others are up on the ground. just staying up on the details here. you down?
if you’ve seen my eyebrows, you know that i have just about enough eyebrows for everyone. the whole class. the whole club.
One of these jokes reminded me of one of your oldies but goodies about how we tell kids to dream big because the sky's the limit, then the kids say they want to be astronauts: "Sorry kid, the sky's the limit!"