crouching cute jokes, hidden football
if you read this, it will almost all make sense. no promises about all. but ALMOST all. that's ALMOST the james bond name of "all": All. Most All.
dear all1,
welcome to today!
glad you are here.
here are some cutes2 for the day.
1) cute one:
peter rabbit is a man bun.3
2) cute two:
Betty and Veronica are being held back by sexism prevalent in the patriArchie.
3) hike!:
"facts don't care about your feelings!"
"ok will you look at the facts then?"
"i don't feel like it"
and those are the cutes for the day!
look for more cutes in the futes4 that didn’t make today’s cute cut!
AND
here are some upcoming shows in the near futes:
1) this weekend (friday and saturday) in Pittsburgh
2) thursday, august 26 in Hartford
3) friday and saturday, august 27-28 at the Comedy Studio in Somerville, MA
4) saturday, september 4 (early and late) doing a Dry Bar taping in Utah
5) a brand new monthly show Liz Glazer and I are hosting at Union Hall in Brooklyn, at 5:30pm on the third Sunday of every month STARTING SEPTEMBER 19, called “Liz and Myq Give Advice.” look at the great poster McKinley Cox made for us, below! attend, share, enjoy!
and that is basically all the all for today, all!
i appreciate that you are here with open hearts, minds, arms, and more!
thank you for being such wise receivers.
all (or whatever all-subset you occupy), thanks for reading this footnote. i like writing them, and i understand that going back and forth from the above content to these down here can be disruptive to the flow of reading. how do you feel about the footnotes? if you have strong feelings and want to let me know, please do! also please know that you are never required to read them, and also if you want, you can read the whole main message first, and then come pick up the footnotes. you can do it any way you like. i may be in charge of Writing these, but YOU are in charge of Reading them.
“cutes” is a cute way to say “cute ones.”
“bun” is short for “bunny.” “man” is the word “man.”
“futes” is a cute way to say “future.”
(thanks for playing along with me here. hope you’re having a ball. a futes-ball! did you catch that? it’s the conclusion to the “hut/cute one, hut/cute two, hike!” football-ish reference game i started playing earlier. did you also catch that “did you catch that?” is arguably a football reference as well? if not, consider this a hand-off. no need for either of us to go long now. we have reached the end zone. (sorry if this made anyone feel a little sad, that is to say, a touch down.)