cute, short joke haiku(s) / why did i not think til now / to call them haikutes?

cute haiku jokes on / topics like geography / melons and salads

dearest readers here,¹
today’s jokes will be haikus
just like this intro…

1) on geography:

moving to portland?
fun you can have: call yourselves
”oregon transplants”²

2) on fruit and music:

drop a cantaloupe?
the sound that it makes is a
“melonious thunk.”³

3) on vegetables:

you know "soup du jour"?
for salads, they could call it
"romaines of the day"⁴


those are all the …