cute, short joke haiku(s) / why did i not think til now / to call them haikutes?
cute haiku jokes on / topics like geography / melons and salads
dearest readers here,1
today’s jokes will be haikus
just like this intro…
1) on geography:
moving to portland?
fun you can have: call yourselves
”oregon transplants”2
2) on fruit and music:
drop a cantaloupe?
the sound that it makes is a
“melonious thunk.”3
3) on vegetables:
you know "soup du jour"?
for salads, they could call it
"romaines of the day"4
those are all the …
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