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did someone wish for 3 genie jokes?

did someone wish for 3 genie jokes?

whether or not, here they are!

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Myq Kaplan
May 03, 2021
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dear genies, non-genies, and in-betweenies,1

glad you are here. i wished for three genie jokes and here they are!


1) this one:

*genie appears*
"i grant you 3 wishes"
"what's the catch"
"the catch is the wishes are all things that you wished for in the past that have already come true for you"
"what"
"i'm like a time travel retroactive gratitude genie"

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