Does Garfield REALLY hate Mondays?

(the answer may shock you! and also it may not! that's what "may" means!)

good monday to you!
(what’s so good about it?)
((hopefully this message, at least!))

1) a garfield-related fun¹ to get us started:

"i hate mondays. and tuesdays. and wednesdays. and thursdays. and fridays. and saturdays. and sundays. and mondays."

-- quarantine garfield²

2) another one:

“i hate mondays” — garfield
“i hate saturdays” — james a. garfield (who …