elephants, weddings, and nighttime
three cute jokes
dear friends, fans, fellow folks,
i’m grateful that you are here.
thank you for taking the time to be in this space.
and now, here are some quick cute funs for the day!
A) here comes the… / there goes the…:
if “runaway bride” doesn’t fit your gender identity, how about…
“escape groom”? 1
B) one elephant’s trash:
when an elephant's nose is stuffed, that could be referred to as…
"junk in the trunk" 2
C) nightie night:
what does PJ Harvey wear to sleep?
”Harvey's PJs.” 3
see how quick and fun they were? that’s all for today’s funs!
AND
here are some previews of FUTURE funs (places i’ll be performing soon):
BANANAS in rutherford, nj on 2/11-2/12/22! (next weekend!)
HELIUM in philadelphia, pa on 2/14/22! (valentine’s day!)
123 PLEASANT ST in morgantown, wv on 2/21/22! (no parenthetical here!)
COMEDY ZONE in charlotte, nc on 2/22/22!
UNDERGROUNDS COFFEEHAUS in ft lauderdale, fl on 2/25/22!
WYCLIFFE GOLF & COUNTRY CLUB in wellington, fl on 2/26/22! — a fundraising (and fun-raising) event for the Palm Beach School for Autism
MCGARVEY’S BAR AND GRILL in altoona, pa on 3/12/22!
final bonus!
please enjoy this artwork made by my friend mckinley cox in honor of my upcoming time at bananas in NJ next weekend!
bonus! an old joke of mine went something like this:
sometimes a man might not care for his appearance all that well, but on his wedding day, he gets a good reminder: “groom!”
bonus! one person’s junk in the trunk is another’s treasure. maybe even their own!
bonus! if you get peanut butter on your sleepwear, you could call that all your “PB & Jammies”