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elf-men, pac-women, and looking in a mirror

elf-men, pac-women, and looking in a mirror

some silly jokes

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Myq Kaplan
Mar 07, 2022
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dear silly-enjoyers and possibly others,

i am glad that you are here!
thank you for so being. you’re great.
and now, for the sillies of the day!

A) a namaste mystery:

"i don't even recognize you anymore"
-- Game, looking in the mirror 1


B) elf-consciousness:

i recently learned that danny elfman composed the music for the "desperate housewives" video game and i …

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