fake money and real treasure
F-MART. (Fake Money And Real Treasure. also, the store where you can go for Fun. F-MART! ps i'm a Fmartypants.)
dear fellow smarty-pantses, smarty-shirts, all manner of smarty-clothings, smarty-nudists, and more!
welcome to now. i’m glad you are here. here are the funs for today!
1) one for the money:
a counterfeit one-dollar bill is a spurious george.1
2) two for the show(er):
"fire place" is a good name for what it is.
i'm going to start calling sinks and showers and oceans "water places."2
3) three to get heady:
if you need help looking...
A) the glasses are on your head
B) the keys are in the door
C) the answer was inside you all along
D) the real treasure was in the friends we made along the way
E) waldo is right there, no not there, there, yes there (inside you all along as well, one of the friends you made along the way, your inner waldo)3
4) and four to grow:
*a child plays with blocks*
ADULT: ooh, you could be an architect when you grow up
CHILD: ok but can i keep playing with blocks right now though?
ADULT: sorry no time for that, we have to get you ready for architect school4
and those are the funs for the day! thank you for receiving.
some quick bonus funs, some comedy show information units for the near future:
1) tonight, aug 26, 7pm at sea tea theater in hartford!
2) friday, aug 27, 10pm at the comedy studio in somerville MA!
3) saturday, aug 28, 10pm at the comedy studio in somerville MA!
4) saturday, sept 4, 6:30pm, dry bar in utah!
5) saturday, sept 4, 9pm, dry bar in utah!
6) sunday, sept 19 at union hall in NYC, “liz and myq give advice” debuts!
7) friday, oct 9, 8pm at the milwaukee comedy fest!
8) sunday, oct 10, 7pm at helium in st louis!
9) friday-saturday, nov 5-6, upstairs at goodnights in raleigh, NC!
10) and more to come! hopefully near where YOU are!
in conclusion, please feel free to enjoy this text exchange below,
between my friend cory allen and myself.
i’m very glad that cory is, and that you are.
thank you for being. here and now and you. take care and much love to all!
an open mind is a curious gorge
stay tuned for “air places” and “earth places”!
this footnote is right here. you found it!
this is an example of block-blocking.
(also, maybe something about this kid joining a band called the New Kids Into Blocks. something. maybe.)
Inner Waldo! I love this concept. He's never actually hiding, just hard to find sometimes, but is always there. And when you find him, it's hard to unsee him.