foodies, flowers, worms / topics covered here today / jokes in haiku form

do you like haikus? / if so, here's the post for you! / thank you! love, haiku.

dearest readers here,
today’s post comes in the form
of haikus. (like this!)

1) haiku number “one”
is a haiku about worms.
here it comes, woohoo:

i just realized that
there are worms that live on earth
that aren't earthworms.¹

2) haiku number “two”
is a haiku about food.
food haiku ahoy!:

here’s a thing that’s weird:
foodies are folks that love food;
bookies are di…