from whoomp to shoop

a message that makes sense!

to whoomp it may concern¹,

thank you for being here.
i am grateful to you and for you.
and now, some very silly things!

1) a hip-hop doc:

Whoomp, Where Is It Now?: A Retrospective²

2) a flower doc:

"whoops a daisy!" -- absent-minded botanist who thought he had planted a rose³

3) a made-up talk:

"which do you prefer: playing basketball or owls singing salt 'n' pepa?…