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roasts and gobots?

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Myq Kaplan
Jun 08, 2021
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dear future ghosts/angels,1

1) a not-spooky ghost joke:2

a good name for a ghost law firm could be "inky, blinky, pinky, and SUE"3


2) a slightly spookier ghost joke:

"you are overdue for your eye exam"
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-- a text i recently got from an eye doctor's office that i hadn't been to in years so i guess i ghosted them and they didn't get the message but also it might…

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