dear future ghosts/angels,1
1) a not-spooky ghost joke:2
a good name for a ghost law firm could be "inky, blinky, pinky, and SUE"3
2) a slightly spookier ghost joke:
"you are overdue for your eye exam" 4
-- a text i recently got from an eye doctor's office that i hadn't been to in years so i guess i ghosted them and they didn't get the message but also it might…
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