happily ever laughter
some jokes about non-endings!
dear friend 1,
good day to you. i’m glad you’re here.
thank you for your time and attention.
i appreciate you! and now, some quick funs for the day.
A) once 2 upon a time:
my goal is to live happily ever During.
B) if at first you don’t succeed:
doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result is the definition of standup comedy. 3
C) in the beginning:
god made eve
by
splitting the adam. 4
and
those are the funs of the day! thank you for receiving!
now for some upcoming live (and online!) funs of the future!:
NEXT FRI, May 6: I headline the Renwick Mansion in Davenport, IA!
Thu, May 12: I headline Collective Pour in Champaign, IL!
Thu, May 26: Liz Glazer and I perform in Altoona, PA!
Fri, June 10: I headline New Frontier in Tacoma, WA!
Sun, June 12: I headline Helium in Portland, OR!
Thu, June 16: I headline Denver Comedy Underground in Denver, CO!
Fri-Sat, Jun 17-18: I headline the Comedy Fort in Ft. Collins, CO!
Sun, Jun 19: I headline Boulder Comedy Show in Boulder, CO!
Fri, July 8: I headline Rushtix ONLINE!
Sat, July 9: I perform on Ivy Standup at the Warner Theatre in Torrington, CT
and those are all the known funs for now and later.
more to come! thanks for being here now and always!
all the best to you and yours and all, all!
it’s fun that “end” is the end of the word “friend.” and “fri” is the beginning. and that’s today. happy fri, friend! end.
or maybe more than once.
fairy tale sequel: TWICE upon a time.
this also works for exercise. imagine lifting weights. if you lift the same weights over and over again, eventually there will be a different result. a stronger you.
using new clear power!