happy jewish and new year, everyone!

love to all

dear friends and confused foes¹,

tonight begins the jewish new year.
as such, here are today’s sillies.

1) one with some information:

we are entering the year 5782.
where does the time go?²
it seems like just yesterday it was 5772.

2) one where you need to do some math if you want to:

"party like it's 5760" -- jewish Prince³

3) one that explains the subject line of…