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I have many favorite Mitch bits. I love the joke that starts, I have never made a hole in one, but I did hit a guy, and that is way more satisfying...

Also, Carmex is said to heal cold sores. I don’t know if that’s true, but it does make them shiny and more noticeable

And my favorite punch line, Go around!

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great ones, thank you for sharing!

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When I got the email I thought you were only sending me the message, Happy Mitch Hedbergthday, not realizing there was more to it in your Arty-Har-Hars til

rest of email downloaded so I guess the joke was on me!

Happy Mitch Hedbergthday to you too!

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thank you!

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Aw, thank you, Myq! Exactly what I needed to read/hear today.

"thank you for the 0 joke. you can definitely count on me. starting with 0." - Myq Dec 2, 2015

“I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.” - Jimmy Carr

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