dear friends, humans, animals, plants, fungi, and/or others,
welcome to now! i’m glad that you’re here/there.
thank you for reading these funs that i share.
here are the silly ones for today
(all plant-related in some way)!
A) a is for aloe:
THE GOVERNOR: "what's a good plant for soothing the skin?"
HELPFUL ASSISTANT: "aloe, gov'na!" 1
B) b is for a bad feeling:
i feel bad
for people who GARDEN
and mainly grow OLIVES,
because what do they call their workplace? 2
C) c is for cactus:
it's weird that
"cacti" is the plural of "cactus"
because "us" is the plural of "i." 3
and those are the funs for the day!
if you’re interested in some upcoming funs, here are some:
— sunday in NYC i do standup as part of the gavagai: music and reading series!
— wednesday in NYC i headline “vEDGY” comedy at the organic grill!
— friday 10/21 in PHILLY i headline Next In Line Comedy!
— thursday 11/10 in NYC i’m on liz glazer’s album recording shows!
— friday 11/11 in BASALT, CO i headline this show at TACAW!
— fri-sat 12/2-3 in BURLINGTON, VT i headline the vermont comedy club!
— thurs-sat 1/12-1/14 in KANSAS CITY i headline the comedy club of kansas city!
thank you again for being here! much love to you and yours and all!
PS finally, a photo i took of a question that has been asked and answered!
ALL: “OH!”
this is A LOW blow i know.
i hope it’s something that you’ll ALLOW.
do people who work at the Olive Garden call themselves olive gardeners?
technically “we” is the plural of “i” and “us” is the plural of “me,” you got me! (i mean, y’all got i!)