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Heart Nuggets

Heart Nuggets

(i offer you some heart-y har hars, or some arty heart hars)

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Myq Kaplan
Feb 14, 2021
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Happy FRIENDentine's Day!

(the Perfect Alternative Locution1 to "Valentine's Day" for pals!)

and now, today’s art-heart nuggets:

1) first, a poem:

roses are gray
violets are gray
i love you unconditionally
because i am a dog

(if you’d like more poems like this, feel free to let me know; i’ve got some!)

2) second, a joke that is also a sincere truth:

LIFE HACK: …

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