herd of music jokes?

and... scenes!

dear music-lovers,¹

here are some musical thoughts i’ve composed
listen (or read them) to see how they goes’d

1) a musical scene²:

"i'm anxious about putting my fingers in the wrong place on this guitar."
"don't fret."

2) something instrumental to my life:

i'm fit as a fiddle!
(high strung and could snap at any moment.)³

3) one about music and spiders but NOT ab…