horse cosplay poetry

quick disclaimer here / this post is filled with a lot / of haikus (like this)

friends, fam, fellow folks,
welcome to today’s new post
full of haiku/jokes!¹

greetings!

1) putting the “ha” in haiku:²

here is a question:
why don’t we call mustaches
”mouthbrows”? (now we can!)³

okay, that’s just to warm you up. now, i present to you these next pieces based on this discovery:

SYLLABLE-WISE, ONE LIMERICK CAN EQUAL TWO HAIKUS!

2) thus, here are two haikus that i have written that can be read with the rhythm and rhyme of a limerick:

by minding my p's
and my q's, i do the re-
verse of "i snooze," and

make something great, my
word, i create a limer-
ick out of haikus.

and that’s not all!⁴

3) here is another one/two limerick/haiku punch!:

a limerick, eas-
y to hear. but look and it
might be less clear when

using your eyes you'll
see this disguise as two hai-
kus start to appear!

and THAT’S also not all!⁵

4) and finally⁶, one more set of two more haikus that equal one limerick:⁷

a horse costume makes
one, from two. these syllables
act like that, too. a

limerick's guise made
up of two guys, and each of
these guys: a haiku.

and that IS all. for our limeraikus⁸ today.

i am glad you’re here.
i hope that you have enjoyed!
want more? …

if there is someone else in your life that you think might enjoy similar things, feel free to hit this button which will let you tell them about it very easily, and it will potentially inflict similar joy upon them! thank you!⁹

BONUS FOR MAKING IT ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM, THANK YOU!

here is a conversation i had with a fan/friend that i shared online, which started from a question about whether there are comedians that cite other comedians’ jokes in their comedy and why not if not, which i answered and then was delighted to see more conversation around the topic and related topics sprout up in the comments. enjoy and join in the conversation if you wish!

regardless, thank you again so much for being here.
you are a hero for being as here as you are.¹⁰

from haiku to … bye! coo’?

1. my understanding:
the plural of haiku is
haiku OR haikus

2. you know how people say “when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me?”

well, i’d like to do an extra-complicated version of that here:

when you make a joke haiku, you make a “ha” or rather “i” do, “k?” … for “u.”

or in haiku form, even more abstractly

joke haiku?: a “ha”
who makes that ha? “i” do, “k?”
i make it for “u.”

3. when i posted this online, some fun and nice people also pointed out that eyebrows could be called “eyestaches.”

no haiku for this
okay maybe just this one
saying “no haiku”

4. i mean, that is all
for that one. but that is not
all for all the alls

5. it is ALMOST all
but like the “AL” in “ALMOST”
not quite all of all!

6. putting the “ALL” in
“finALLy,” like a fish friend
(that’s a fin-ally!)

7. i hope ev’ryone
is reading all these out loud
or whatever. whee!

8. haikuericks?

9. this part not haiku
you have done enough for now
thank you very much!

10. a here-oh!