Everything is connected to everything else, so of course Mitch's joke is connected to the concept of how everything is connected to everything else, BUT ALSO THERE'S MORE TO IT! ENJOY!
1) It's humid, so I have a little joint pain. I just finished watching a lecture series on the history of baseball. I'm not a huge fan of a team, but love it as an American metaphor. My heart is bruised from Trump, but my wife and dog make it tolerable.
2) My sense of humor is malleable and never completely retreats. It is, by turns, sweet, lovely, angry, mean, dark... and I'm pretty good at voice characterizations and effects.
1. Doing pretty good. I had a good chiropractor visit a last week and over the weekend played a small gig for the first time in 15 years. Made some new friends. These things are heart healthy.
2. I seem to be able to occasionally surprise people in funny ways.
3. Being able to surprise people in funny ways is a ‘comuniqueness’ I enjoy.
4. Power to fly.
5. I think I might feel a little bit better!
S you gave us a joke recently that I felt had an overall Steven Wright body, the bouquet nicely balanced with notes of Hedberg. I wrote a joke about it but chickened out and didn’t send it. I’ll take your post as a sign from this Bigging Banging thing and send the joke. Here it is:
What would you call a joke sommelier? A Jommelier?
Would they keep their jokes in some kind of, idk… humidor for jokes? I can’t think of a good port manteau for that one.
Uncanny X-men, Uncanny Christ-men, Jesus saves, Jesus shaves, Everybody shaves. Thank you!
Hahaha thank YOU my friend!
1) It's humid, so I have a little joint pain. I just finished watching a lecture series on the history of baseball. I'm not a huge fan of a team, but love it as an American metaphor. My heart is bruised from Trump, but my wife and dog make it tolerable.
2) My sense of humor is malleable and never completely retreats. It is, by turns, sweet, lovely, angry, mean, dark... and I'm pretty good at voice characterizations and effects.
3) Rock and roll
4) Flight
5) OK. Hope you are, too.
Thank you for sharing, Roger!
I'm glad that you have your wife and dog and baseball!
Much appreciated, my friend!
Hi Myq - thanks for asking
1. Doing pretty good. I had a good chiropractor visit a last week and over the weekend played a small gig for the first time in 15 years. Made some new friends. These things are heart healthy.
2. I seem to be able to occasionally surprise people in funny ways.
3. Being able to surprise people in funny ways is a ‘comuniqueness’ I enjoy.
4. Power to fly.
5. I think I might feel a little bit better!
S you gave us a joke recently that I felt had an overall Steven Wright body, the bouquet nicely balanced with notes of Hedberg. I wrote a joke about it but chickened out and didn’t send it. I’ll take your post as a sign from this Bigging Banging thing and send the joke. Here it is:
What would you call a joke sommelier? A Jommelier?
Would they keep their jokes in some kind of, idk… humidor for jokes? I can’t think of a good port manteau for that one.
Break legs at your shows.
Cheers.
Mitch ❤️