dear folks, 1
i’m glad that you’re here.
thank you for being here and being you.
and now that you’re here, i saw that liam neeson’s birthday was this week and so here are some silly him-related jokes that i’ve created/curated for us!
A) how long have i been taken with liam neeson?:
i've been taken with liam neeson ever since i saw "taken" with liam neeson.
B) what ELSE has he been hiding?:
just found out that liam neeson’s given first name is (wil)LIAM.
C) if i were in the movie Taken instead of Liam Neeson:
“i have a very particular set of skills.
so please bring back my daughter and i’ll share some fun spoonerisms and palindromes if that works for you.” 2
and those are the neeson-related funs for the day!
now, for some future (mostly non-neeson-related-[but-who-knows!]) funs:
THIS WEEKEND IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST:
Fri, June 10: Bob’s Java Jive, Tacoma, WA!
Sat, June 11: Stroum JCC, Mercer Island, WA!
Sun, June 12: Helium, Portland, OR!
also, here’s a fun 8ish-minute afternoon news TV appearance i did to help spread the word in advance of these shows! i had fun and you can too, if you like!
NEXT WEEKEND IN COLORADO:
Thu, June 16: Denver Comedy Underground, Denver, CO!
Fri-Sat, June 17-18: Comedy Fort, Ft. Collins, CO!
Sun, June 19: Boulder Comedy Show, Boulder, CO!
And: MORE PLACES IN THE FUTURE!
finally, before we conclude, please enjoy this wonderful art that my always creative art friend mckinley cox made, to help spread the word about my colorado shows! 3 (and for reference, check out the original album art if you like!)
thank you again for being here!
and if you’re where my shows are happening, thank you for being there!
thank you for here, there, and everywhere! 4
and/or non-folks (maybe not everyone is a folk)
example: a relevant palindrome is “Liam Neeson? O seen mail!” which could be about you having now seen this mail about liam neeson!
putting the RAD in coloRADo. and also the COLOR. rad colors, colorado!
also, grammatically related, i just saw the movie “everything everywhere all at once” and can’t stop recommending it to everyone everywhere all the time!
I love Myq Denver