i don't want to yuck your yom (kippur)
alternate titles for this post full of yom kippur jokes included "there's no place like yom," "yom-yom dieting," and "yk jk"
dear friends who are jewish, not jewish, somewhere between jewish and not jewish, having transcended the ideas of jewish and not jewish, or other1,
i’m grateful that you are here.
tonight begins yom kippur, perhaps the most significant of the jewish holidays. the day of atonement. a day of fasting. a time of year when we reflect and apologize for the harms we’ve caused in the past year and aim to make amends and strive to do better in the coming year, as i understand it. in that spirit, i offer this blanket apology to anyone reading: i’m sorry for harm i have done you. i wish you and your loved ones and everyone joy and meaning2.
truly, thank you for being here. and now, some silly jokes inspired by this serious holy day.
A) a tone meant:
the best type of music
for yom kippur is
atonal.
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