if you had to marry any trench...

just to be clear, you don't have to marry any trench. i just wrote some jokes about the marianas trench, and though that would be a fun way to draw you in.

dear endeareds, weirds, and non-weirds,¹

here’s today’s things, from true to fun² to silly to weird to true.

1) a true thing:

according to wikipedia, the marianas³ trench is the deepest oceanic trench on earth.

2) a fun thing:⁴

why not call a deep-sea scuba outfit a marianas trenchcoat?⁵

3) a silly thing:⁶

the deepest point of the spaghetti ocean is in the marinara…