if you had to marry any trench...
just to be clear, you don't have to marry any trench. i just wrote some jokes about the marianas trench, and though that would be a fun way to draw you in.
dear endeareds, weirds, and non-weirds,1
here’s today’s things, from true to fun2 to silly to weird to true.
1) a true thing:
according to wikipedia, the marianas3 trench is the deepest oceanic trench on earth.
2) a fun thing:4
why not call a deep-sea scuba outfit a marianas trenchcoat?5
3) a silly thing:6
the deepest point of the spaghetti ocean is in the marinara…