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i'm but an imp pressin' the impression button

i'm but an imp pressin' the impression button

jokes about and/or not about impressions

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Myq Kaplan
May 18, 2021
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hear ye hear ye!1

this impression message is now in session.

1) here:

"i don't wanna learn!"
-- my impression of a young child and an old adult
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2) there:

my rodney dangerfield impression
gets no respect.
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3) neither here nor there:

"folks, do you like expressions?"
-- a comedian who can't do impressions
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and now, this message will take a recess, i’m guessin’.
thank…

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