i'm but an imp pressin' the impression button

jokes about and/or not about impressions

hear ye hear ye!¹

this impression message is now in session.

1) here:

"i don't wanna learn!"
-- my impression of a young child and an old adult²

2) there:

my rodney dangerfield impression
gets no respect.³

3) neither here nor there:

"folks, do you like expressions?"
-- a comedian who can't do impressions⁴

and now, this message will take a recess, i’m guessin’.
thank…