it's a word; it's a phrase; it's Super-You!

here are jokes about being super, though it's not a joke that you are super. that part is real.

dear people who are more super than superman because you exist!,

you are super for being here. thank you.
welcome to another installation of this portion of reality.
and now, for some silly superman jokes.

A) it’s a bird:

a little birdie told me
Clark Kent's parents
went by "Ma and Pa Kent"
because their full names were
"Martha and Partha Kent." ¹

B) it’s a plane:

it’s plain to see that when people say
clark kent is "mild-mannered"
they're really calling him
a "mild man nerd." ²

C) it’s neither a bird NOR a plane:

how many people died
while clark kent was busy
writing newspaper articles? ³

and for now, that is all! thank you for receiving.

PS for future nows, here are some places i’ll be doing live comedy shows that i hope you can make it to!

seattle, wa on 1/28-1/29/22! (see fun art below by my friend mckinley cox!)
rutherford, nj on 2/11-2/12/22!
philadelphia, pa on 2/24/22!
charlotte, nc on 2/22/22!
ft lauderdale, fl on 2/25/22!

1. also it’s weird that Batman’s mom was also named Martha. back in the 30s and 40s, was every mother named Martha? and was it because all the letters of Martha could spell Mother if you’re only looking at the consonants? no? okay just asking.

2. you never hear about people being called “WILD-mannered.” until NOW.

3. none! because he’s not real. phew!