i've got a lot on my (license) plate

and other quick funs about children and joy

dear readers,

good day to you!
i’m glad you are here.
here are some quick funs for the day.

1) a true story from yesterday:

saw a car with a license plate saying “NOTGUILTY” run a red light.¹

2) a true story from tomorrow:

if you have a child
you could name them Nate
short for
Vacci-Nate²

3) a true story from today:

"i wonder what fauci's angle is"
"to help …