jesus, wiccans, and cars

three jokes about baking, dating, and not dancing!

dear dearer dearests,¹

how are you today?²

here are some quick cute ones:³

1) date a wiccan; they’ll worship the ground you walk on.⁴

2) i'm good at popping and locking, but only when referring to the trunk of a car.⁵

3) if jesus had been a baker, there would have been thirteen apostles.⁶

and that’ll do it for now!⁷

hope you and yours are as well as can be!⁸

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