jokes about angela lansbury, nancy drew, and other mysteries/myqstories
a very straightforward title for a post about MYSTERIES!
dear friends, mystery-lovers, mystery-likers, mystery-accepters, and all others,
i’m glad that you are here.
thank you for being part of this mysterious universe. 1
and now, please enjoy today’s mystery-based funs!
A) a brief case:
“i cracked the case!”
“you solved the mystery?”
“no i dropped my phone”
“well at least you solved the mystery of who dropped your phone”
“now onto my NEXT case...”
B) angela and demons:
a mashup where jessica fletcher solves mysteries with hobbits called “Mordor She Wrote.”
C) drew’s clues:
i just learned that "nancy drew" is short for "nancy drew conclusions from clues she found as evidence to solve mysteries."
and that’s just about all for today!
all mysteries solved!
OR ARE THEY?
a few last quick fun things 2:
1) my friend Robert Potter animates my standup sometimes, and NOW IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES! i love what he does! check out these jokes from my album “AKA,” beautifully rendered visually! the track is called “loving yourself, buddhist clue, and everyone will die.” 3
2) also, i just found out that i’ll be returning to Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis to headline shows from July 28-30! click for tickets and share with your MN-based friends! my plan is to record these shows for a new album and i’d love to have you and anyone who wants to be there there! hear hear!
3) finally, here’s a still image from that animation i told you about in item #1. it’s art of me as an artist making art. MK Escher is what i call that kind of art. (MK is Myq Kaplan.) or maybe i’ll call it MC Escher where MC is short for My Comedy. either way, please enjoy as desired and possible!
thank you for being here!
i’m very grateful to and for you!
all the best to you and yours and all!
or if the universe is NOT mysterious to you, please explain it either in the comments or a message to me. thank you!
will these things also be mystery-themed? it’s another mystery!
LOOK AT THAT! EVEN THE NAME OF THIS TRACK HAS “CLUE” IN IT! WHAT A THEME WE’RE ENGAGING WITH TODAY!
"nancy drew" could also be short for "nancy drew conclusions based on no evidence at all other than feeling that someone is a Suspicious Character because she witnessed them being rude"
which is what she does in almost all of the early mysteries
(i say this with love, i have read them all many times, lol)
With an infinite amount of possible universes, there just has to be at least a few that Aren't mysterious, right? I've yet to observe any thus far.