jokes for your eyes, ears, and mouth! and wherever else you receive jokes!
on language, music, and food!
dear friends, fans, family, fellow folks,
hello and welcome!
i’m grateful that you are here.
and now, for a few silly funs that i hope you enjoy.
A) A is for Adding to the language:
i can't stop myself from making up words.
i have an addictionary. 1
B) B is for Being pretty sure of myself:
i never understood
why the company "seamless"
chose that name for their food-delivery service
until today when i realized of course
it’s an obvious anagram of what we all think/feel/say
when we're hungry and in need of the service they provide:
"MEEALSSS!" 2
C) C is for following a specific Chorus of action:
just realized that "pitch meeting"
could be a synonym for
"choir rehearsal." 3
and
those are the funs for today!
for future funs, i headline the Comedy Club of Kansas City on THIS WEEKEND!
thanks so much for being here, there, wherever you are!
much love to you and yours and all!
PS finally, one more bonus fun! 4
this is a photo from when i went to an MC Escher exhibit.
i’m having a ball and a ball is having me!
if you’d like to subtract this from your lexicon, you can add it to your revocabulary (which is another word i came up with, combining “revoke” and “vocabulary.” you may also add “revocabulary” to your revocabulary.)
just to be clear, “MEEALSSS“ is all the letters of SEAMLESS.
i wrote this because i’ve got music chorusing through my veins.
finally, funnily, head down this final fun funnel finale!
I am trying to come up with a good joke about measles,l.