just yabba dabba do it
if only they wore shoes, the flintstones could have had a sweet sponsorship deal with nike right there
dear flintstones fans, friends, and all fantastic folks1,
welcome to today. how have you been? i’m glad you’re here.
here are the funs for the day.
1) yabba:
hey does anyone else feel like fred flintstone could have just WALKED to work?2
2) dabba:
"will you call to order this committee meeting to discuss the structure of the flintstones' car"
"the floor is open"
"meeting adjourned"3
3) doh!:4
barney is a famous dinosaur.
so...
why wasn't "jurassic park" called "weekend at barney's"?
and those are the funs of the day! we did it!
NOW, for the funs of some near FUTURE days:
my birthday is this coming thursday, october 7.
1) that night, i’ll be performing in chicago at the lincoln lodge!
2) the next night, i’ll be performing in milwaukee at the MKE comedy fest!
3) sunday night, i’ll be performing at helium in st louis!
(click those clickables for tickets!)
finally, below is a fun graphic my friend Mickey Cox made out of a wonderful Mindy Tucker photo of me, to help celebrate the birthday and impending mini-tour!5
thanks for being here!
hope you can make it there! (to any there!)
much love to you and yours. take care and be well and talk to you soon!6
you’re all friendtastic to me!
this could give new meaning to the term “auto body”
“who has the floor?”
”no one.”
i put “doh!” here because i realized i didn’t have a third flintstones joke to share here. but good news, at least i DOOOOOOOO have another prehistoric-related one.
don’t be scared that there might be a half-man half-bull creature at these shows. it’s a mini-tour, not a minotaur. ALSO, the minotaur was famously from crete, so was it a CRETE-ture? why not say crete-SURE! okay, we did it. silliness here complete.
(next time we meet, i may be older AND potentially wiser. which might mean less minotaur-related wordplay. or maybe more? let’s see!)