lemons, clark kent, and a death bed

what do you do when life gives you jokes about lemons and other things? i think you hopefully read them and enjoy them!

folks! friends! family! fellow fansofalliteration!¹

i am, as always, grateful that you are here!

now, here are today’s jokes and things that i am happy to share with you:

1) joke number one:
if you leave your death bed to someone in a will, consider calling it your heir mattress.²

2) joke the second:
how many people died while clark kent was writing newspaper a…