light scam era

that's all the letters of "lights, camera..." in the same order!

dear beings of light (and beings of camera, and all other beings and such),

welcome to today. i’m glad you’re here. here are some funs for the day!
they’re all auction-related for some reason.
can i interest anyone in auction-related humor?

1) lights:

"lights... camera... auction!" -- fun way to start an auction, i bet¹

2) camera?:

birds & bees = sex ed
bear…