look up in the sky! it's a joke; it's a poem; it's...

actually look over here. not up in the sky. at your computer. then when you're done here, feel free to look up in the sky. i mean, look wherever you want whenever you want. good luck!

dear everyone (or maybe some other number of ones),¹

good today to you. thanks for being here. here are the today funs!

1) look up in the sky:

when the sky is clear
and the sun just shines
i like to say
i'm on Cloud Nein.²

2) it’s a bird:

america's national bird is the bald ego.³

3) it’s a plane:

flying is cool, but i like landing even better.⁴

4) it’s a SUPERMAN j…