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lucy in the sky, bill and ted in the machine of time, and carl sagan in the universe with the apple pie

lucy in the sky, bill and ted in the machine of time, and carl sagan in the universe with the apple pie

ABC = A Bit o' Comedy

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Myq Kaplan
Mar 21, 2022
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dear readers,

i love how “dear” and “read” have the same letters.
thank you for being here, being dear, and reading!
now for some alphabetical sillies of the day.

A) a is for apple:

"if you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe" -- carl sagan

"i'll just go with store-bought then, i guess" -- me, totally getting it
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B) b is…

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