meal, devotion, care

(jokes about eating, praying and loving)

dear eaters, prayers, lovers, and more,

1) eat:

“want to eat solids and have liquids with the big lebowski and the simpsons professor?”
“what”
“food & drink with dude and frink”
“why”¹

2) pray:

in response to porn remaking movies and giving them porn names, why don't religious people remake movies and give them a more pious name?

this is a completely real i…